For those
of you unaware of this magnificent creature, the pacu is one of the more
infamous inhabitants of the Pantanal. A series of unfortunate events has given
him the reputation as a testicle-eating fish, a verifiable “nut cruncher”.
While the Pacu does in fact eat nuts (and fruits, insects, and sometimes fish),
they are alas not of the human variety. His rise to fame started a few years
ago when some skinny-dippers discovered a pacu swimming off the shores of
Scandinavia. As with many rumors, someone made a joke on the radio about the
pacu having a taste for human private parts and the rest was history. Soon
began the fear mongering, as people around the world began to fear for their
safety from this terrifying species.
Of course,
none of this is true. While pacus are
known for their impressive set of teeth, they are not known to prefer the taste
of human flesh. In fact, humans often prefer the taste of their flesh! Apparently,
pacu ribs make quite a scrumptious meal in Brazil.
In summary,
there is no need to fear. Skinny-dip to your heart’s content, my friends,
because your private parts are safe from the pacu!
-Sarah
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